I was lying in bed last night watching the news about the hurricane and talking to my brother who lives in New Jersey. It’s amazing how powerful Mother Nature can be. Watching the storm it looked like the world was ending. When Mother Nature gets pissed she can totally fuck us up, you see it all the time with tornado’s, earthquakes, tsunami’s and such.
This got me thinking about a movie I recently watched named LOOKING FOR A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD, which is about a guy and a woman who fall in love in time to die together when a huge asteroid hits the earth. It was okay but Lexie hated it. The guy is played by Steve Carrell and the woman is played by Keira Knightly (who is incredibly beautiful).
This got me thinking about noses. I think noses are the most unattractive feature we have. All other features have some attractive qualities except noses. Even women’s assholes are sexy but noses just aren’t. I have sucked on my wife’s tits, vagussy, ears, neck, toes, everything but I have never sucked on her nose and I don’t plan to, it would just be weird.
Come to think of it the only creature that has a good looking nose is elephants. Their noses are cool and they use them to eat with and they even hold noses with their girlfriends when they walk. If I was an elephant I would consider sucking my girlfriend’s nose. But first I would nibble on her big ears.
So have you ever sucked on someone’s nose?