Hmmm, did you know that you’re supposed to include what things are included and not allowed? For instance, one example contract that I found wants me to opt in or out of the following (among other things):
anal fisting
fire play
urination and defecation
needles, blood, and knives
gynecological instruments (sorry, since when am I having enjoying visits with my gynecologist?)
electrical current
Needless to say, these will not be included in my conditions.
Great blog post! Had my husband and I both laughing out loud.
For whatever reason (probably something I’m doing wrong) I couldn’t post on Lime’s blog. One of these days I’m going to enroll in a tech course of some kind and figure out why some blogs don’t work when trying to post.
@Erin, eww, and double eww on that list. That was seriously on someone’s list? Or is it a joke? All that stuff sounds demented to me. I guess I’m being judgmental. Okay, I am being judgy judge, but yuck!
I was blogging over at Sweet & Sexy Diva’s and was logged into Blogger. When I am logged into Blogger, I can’t seem to blog anywhere else, so it’s either me (Probably) doing something wrong, or the other blogs.
I go so fast, when blogging as I multi-task, and probably I’m not doing something right.
I am also being judge-arrific; I cannot imagine how anything on that list sounds like a fun idea. Good for you if your mind can expand enough to include chocolate and butterscotch, but I think I’ll just stick with vanilla.
Great blog RM had me laughing so hard thanks for brighting my day.
Thanks Kelly
Hmmm, did you know that you’re supposed to include what things are included and not allowed? For instance, one example contract that I found wants me to opt in or out of the following (among other things):
anal fisting
fire play
urination and defecation
needles, blood, and knives
gynecological instruments (sorry, since when am I having enjoying visits with my gynecologist?)
electrical current
Needless to say, these will not be included in my conditions.
Ooh, typos. Grrr…
It there were an EDIT BUTTON you could fix the typo’s. Just saying….
Damn I would opt out of all those
Just reading that list made me queasy.
Anal fisting?????
yikes
Great blog post! Had my husband and I both laughing out loud.
For whatever reason (probably something I’m doing wrong) I couldn’t post on Lime’s blog. One of these days I’m going to enroll in a tech course of some kind and figure out why some blogs don’t work when trying to post.
@Erin, eww, and double eww on that list. That was seriously on someone’s list? Or is it a joke? All that stuff sounds demented to me. I guess I’m being judgmental. Okay, I am being judgy judge, but yuck!
Selena what type of login were you trying to use – Word Press?
Hi, McEckK,
I was blogging over at Sweet & Sexy Diva’s and was logged into Blogger. When I am logged into Blogger, I can’t seem to blog anywhere else, so it’s either me (Probably) doing something wrong, or the other blogs.
I go so fast, when blogging as I multi-task, and probably I’m not doing something right.
Yes, it’s on the website of the person who wrote the HuffPost that inspired the video that RM linked.
http://artofconnection.org/popular-dating-intimacy-and-sexual-topicss/your-sexual-contract
I am also being judge-arrific; I cannot imagine how anything on that list sounds like a fun idea. Good for you if your mind can expand enough to include chocolate and butterscotch, but I think I’ll just stick with vanilla.
Judge-arrific – love it! I will footnote you when I borrow it!
You’re always good for a laugh & a smile…Thanks RM!!
It’s always a pleasure to read classic RomanceMan! Thanks for the chuckles.