Hey everyone I am guest blogging for Limecello Wednesday. Even though she refuses to be my twitter friend Limecello is pretty awesome and is going to be helping raise money for our ovarian cancer charity. Please show up and support. This is the link but it won’t go live till midnight. http://wp.me/p1g4Gc-12E
Awesome! I will be sure to stop by tomorrow!
Er, make that tonight. Guess Limecello is on the East Coast!
Elisabeth, This is totally off topic but I just had to tell you. I’m about half way through Deep Autumn Heat and last night I made my husband go get me a piece of coconut cake.(Which he did so he’s definitely getting lucky) Then a little while later I was telling him “I’m really craving crab cakes, where can we get some?” So he said “That’s it! No more reading books that have a food theme.” Hahaha! I’m loving the book so far by the way.
Stephanie – that is awesome! I’m glad my book is making you hungry! Funny story – I had a few friends read my first manuscript. The most common question I got was, “Why is everyone eating all the time?” It was then I knew I had to write a book featuring chefs and food! Thus, the idea for Deep Autumn Heat was born!
one nice thing about Pacific Daylight Time, its only 9 o’clock and RM’s guest blog is already up
Hahah, yes! Just discovered that!
I’m not sure if I’m allowed to do it, but I’m so proud of you!
I feel confident that our little discussion yesterday went unnoticed. I am so disappointed in RM, but so excited about my newly discovered knowledge. Is it proper to use “mamadas” referring to the noun? Thanks, Grettel. Be prepared– ZK and I are going to have more translation questions that will probably get us all in blog jail
yes, in plural. And feel free to ask.
I just realized that I should have no cause to EVER use the plural form of that. That is a singular use only noun
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Are you sure? Maybe Manbug have something to say in that matter. LOL
Oh– in my mind I was thinking that I would never need to refer to giving more than one AT A TIME
That means “suck”
So, are you learning Spanish too?
I already know spanish
Sí claro, lo que usted diga. Usted es El Matador, después de todo.
Please, Grettel, don’t encourage him (even in Spanish). His ego is big enough. And yes, RM, I could read that. Once upon a time I could speak and read Spanish quite well. Somehow I never learned “mamar” or “Chiquita, quiere popi” from the little old lady that taught me
Oh my! Now I see how practicing spanish might get us into trouble. Let me write something harmless: Espero que te vaya muy bien en tu cirugía y pronto estés mejor.
Thank you, Grettel. You are so sweet
Oh look– your bilingual
Hey, just remember, not all of us know spanish!! You could go to our Sisterhood pg on FB and translate ?
My Lady Godiva: I must confess my ignorance. What is that sisterhood fb page?
I said to Mr. RM : Of course, whatever you say. You are El Matador, after all.
And to Ladybug: I hope all will be ok with your surgery and soon, you will be better
Grettel and ZK– it is 4:30am and I have been up for a little while so I have had plenty of time to think. RM was trying to gaslight me on the blog the other day (Grettel– just in case that phrase isn’t familiar, it means to try to make someone think they are crazy). I think if we continue to vaguely reference the tiny little hidden popi conversation, maybe we can drive him batty (crazy).
Agreed. Though, he might think we are the crazy ones, but that doesn’t bother me. I always could blame the cultural breach.
I read everything
I’m pretty sure you don’t read my thoughts.
Did you ever find the original conversation, El Matador?
I guess that’s how he learned the meaning of the word.
Done! Awesome post RM
You did good, RM
Thanks Sheri
Great job RM! Oh, and loved the FanFic, can’t believe they didn’t keep that chapter!
Thanks Steph!
Did I miss something? Is there a new fanfic that I’m not aware of?
I love that RM’s post about posting somewhere else already has 10 comments. There’s no place like home…..
Thank you ladybug. I like it when you’re nice
Do you remember the last time I said something nice to you? You outed my freckled nipple on the blog.
I stopped by and you where great.
Thanks Kelly
Great job on Lime’s blog – you should also have a post so people can see you fan fiction on Jessica’s blog
http://www.jessicascott.net/blog/2012/07/the-romance-man-fanfics-until-there-was-you/
LOL. Thank you. I wouldn’t have liked to miss that chapter.
Thanks for sharing that. Somehow I totally missed this fan fic on Jessica’s blog. Too hilarious not to share!
Thanks all
Great post! I went over and posted my comment, hopefully it went through, I had to do it twice for some reason. Could be my computer though.
Your like me with computers so it was probably you
Apparently, I suck at Twitter as well. I can’t figure it out, but I am RT’ing things but people can’t RT mine, or they email to say they can’t see me.
Why can’t they make computers easier, I’m not technical. LOL
I logged in with my wordpress account and that’show I finally got it to work.
Wait– what? You are my Twitter coach. Get it together, Selena
I am not your coach, I broke you into the Twitterverse with your first tweet. After that, you’re all on your own.
Fly little bug, fly. LOL
P.S. You’re doing great with the tweets.
They can’t see you because you have your twitter acct. Locked.
Is that what it is, Granny? I just set it up and clicked on the check marks as I went along.
But LadyBug and RM and others see me.
And people want me to join something called Linked? As if I need something else to learn. OYE!
Yeah, I have it locked, I just checked. I thought I had unlocked it last week, but now the check mark is back on there.
One of the other authors set it up for me, and she did my background for it. I’m going to get her to explain a few things for me on that thing.
I told you L.B. my friends would be shocked to learn that I actually showed you anything on the computer. LOL
I want to go and change my blog background, etc. But I’m too scared I’m going to erase a bunch of stuff.
Great guest blog. Wish I had more time to read all responses and comments. You always make me laugh!
Thanks Kate
As always, great job RM. for some reason , my avatar didn’t show up on Limecello ‘s blog. Oh well…. I didn’t want to say it for the world to see, but that clitoris thing sounded interesting….
I can say it here because I’m among my sisters! 
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The only bad thing is that Limecello sounds very much like Lemoncello! love that drink!!! Sigh, it doesn’t love me back.
Pat, I love lemoncello as well! I’m guessing you had some when you were in Italy?
My sister sent me the recipe to make some, because the homemade stuff is delicious, but I can’t find the really big lemons needed to make it like hers.
what is lemoncello
RM, it is this Heavenly drink the y grieve you after dinner in Italy. It is kept stored in the freezer, and they serve it in little shot glasses which have also been kept in the freezer. It’s a digestive for after your dinner. You can make it yourself, the basic contents are lemon peels, and 100proof Vodka, or grain alcohol. Fearing blindness, my husb. used vodka.
It is unbelievable, you SIP it, not down it like a shot. Sadly, none for me anymore.
I just remembered the name of the lemons……Meyer! I bet RM can get them by the truckload in FLA.
I brought a bottle back from Italy, we still have it. Shows you how much drink here. LOL
I’ve used it in grown-up lemonade, and also in lemon cake, when baking and it’s delicious.
I’ve looked for those lemons up here, and there is none.
When we were in Florida, I found some, but you can’t bring lemons back to Canada. I was too honest at the border, I told them I had them in my luggage when asked if I was bringing back any fruits or vegetables.
I wonder, when we go to Florida, if I make the recipe there, if I can bring that back as part of my liquor allowance?
Things to ponder.
RM, the last poster gave me an idea.
You could a monthly, Dear Romance Man column on your blog and have people ask you questions, like the one she just asked.
Kind of like Dear Abby, with a cape crusader twist.
Yeah but I don’t think I am qualified to give advice. I could fuck someone up
You could put a disclaimer in for every response. LOL
BTW, all those supposed experts on TV aren’t qualified either. I don’t watch them, but have tuned in to one of them that my friends rave about.
Dr. Oz. I think the only reason to watch his show is if someone has NOTHING to worry about. LOL
HELP!! I’m checking to see if my gravitar shows up here. On “our” precious iPad it doesn’t, and I can’t log on! Are you trying to kick me to the curb RM
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SEE!!!!!! HELP RM.
I see it, it’s the same, isn’t it?
I see your avatar
Oh for Pete’s sake!!! It wasn’t there before!! Are you trying to drive crazy RM, cause it’s a very short drive!!!
ok, however it got back, it’s back….
Thanks
i see dead people. is that what you meant?
Hey Pat, yesterday, when I logged in, I got this funky page that said I didn’t have permission to run plug ins, and it didn’t give me anywhere to exit out of the page. When I opened a new page, I was logged in though. Wonky stuff here too.
L.G. ..That’s what happened to me!!! I didn’t want to run plug ins, whatever they are!
Me too. Just let me it now.
Sorry to be nosy – but what browser are you using to go to the blog – IE, firefox, etc….that might have something to do with your issues
i have some critique for you. may i share?
geez, it was only a punctuation note!
Yes you may share
on the other blog today you wrote ‘i love deep purple granny’ but you needed the comma. i love deep purple, granny’
unless of course you meant it the other way.
Thanks Trudy, I knew there was something missing
Hi, just wanted to say that over on Limecello, I think Gertrude is a plant. I didn’t want to say it over there in case she’s real, but I think somebody is makin’ somethin’ up
Fess up Diane
I went back and found Gertrude’s posts… you think someone is goofing on RM?
I’m usually the last to pick up on fishy stuff, but her post just sounds off. And the name, too, since thats such an old-fashioned name that some people might consider dorky.
I will say I found that she had a copy of 50 and a $50 around the house with hubby home rather convenient. RM handled it very nicely I thought but he will be irked at the person if they are truly a plant…at least I would
Naw, I took it all in good fun. Not if they came over to his home blog, but on that guest site, there will be all types.
Maybe its not one of the BBLs playing a joke.
It didn’t sound real to me either but I can’t say that
RM, thats why I brought it up, cuz you couldn’t. I’m wondering if that person comes over to this blog. Still waiting for some response over here from Gertrude.
LG, whoever that was, it certainly wasn’t me!
Hi Diane, it looked like a joke you would do ya’ know? It would be funny as a joke, but I agree w Mcecck that it would be irksome if it showed up here. (my words not hers)
You know it made me think a few blogs ago – what was her name Karen – someone who wanted to sort of “test” RM to see what he would say – and then maybe jump on him later – but he handled it perfect…Did you get anymore Likes on FB today or spike in blog traffic?
Haven’t checked yet. Spent most of the day on Limecello’s blog
Go check. And while your there read the nice little story I posted just for you!
I can’t find it granny
If it had been Diane it would have been much better than that
Your right RM…way to tame for our Vixen !!!
I feel so stupid now, I thought it was for real, and was thinking this poor soul was trying to reach out to someone on the Internet.
Goes along with my whole day from the time I woke up. Just one of those days.
I went back to look and I see what you mean LG about the money. If I had seen that then I would have had doubts if it were real.
I went back too. I agree with y’all. If my husband saw a 50, he would just pull it out. And ask me why the hell am I using money as a book mark. Or just pocket it and not say anything
Selena, its your rose-colored glasses. I’m very naive and believe the best of everyone, but it just smelled fishy.
I really don’t know what I was trying to say in the previous post! But it’s true, Diane would have a much better story!!!
Thank you Pat. Thank you RM. Plus, I would find a way to insult him in any story I used. But I can unequivocally say that what you see is what you get when it comes to my posts. I would never make up a story or a fake identity. I want the credit! LOL! (Blog hog!)
Yeah, LG, those damn glasses, but lately, they have been slipping off.
When I read LGs comment that Gertrude seemed like a plant, my first reaction was “What? Someone is growing leaves?
Ya know, I think I need more sleep. Or start drinking alcohol again. SIGH.
LOL!
Hi Diane…..
My Pat!
Hey, I’ve seen pictures of all the ladies of the BBl except Diane. Why is that? You could even put on the Sisterhood page so no one else could view it.
hey, what is the sisterhood page? I’m feeling left out, here.
Friend me on FB and I’ll add you to the page. It is a closed group so anything and everything goes! It is not for the faint of heart!!
Thank you!
LG, it is important to me that my work life be separate from my blog life. I choose not to post any pictures on FB because it is too public and accessible, including the closed group because anyone can join there. I’m of Italian descent and I look Italian. And someday we will meet, I’m sure but you aren’t missing a beauty queen or anything!
Well I will have to think about that picture. I didn’t picture you as Italian. But it fits with your spicy personality!
Diane, I didn’t know you were a paisan
Funny, I’m told I don’t look Italian, because of my freckles and my hair is more auburn than it is brown. My brothers convinced me when I was little that I was indeed adopted, because I didn’t look like anybody in the family, and they all have dark curly hair, and mine was blondish red, and those freckles and I was way taller than my parents. LOL
Do you speak Italian?
No Selena. When my grandparents came to America around around the turn of the century, there was rampant prejudice against many of the immigrant groups. My 87 year old father remembers his mother taking him and his brother out for Easter outfits and being told Italians were greasy and couldn’t try on the hats. So my grandfather was adamant that his children were “Americans” and only English would be spoken. I am embarassingly only able to speak one language.
Ladybug wants everyone to know that her internet connection is down and while she can get on FB at Panera’s, it wouldn’t let her on the blog. She implores us not to have fun without her. so the naked mud wrestling is off tonight. Instead, we will paint the walls of the blog mauve and then watch the paint dry.
LOL.
I was so looking forward to the naked mud wrestling! I love getting dirty, then cleaning up
Well, LG, you’re a naughty girl, aren’t you? All that wolf sex you’ve been reading and rereading!
Must be from all the water themed pictures!
I love those water themed hunks!
Damn…was looking forward to the mud wrestling thing, but I was going to suggest jello! Not as yucky! Sort of. Grettel, the sisterhood page is definitely NOT for the faint of heart!!!
Pat, we needed a mud treatment for our skin anyway. Two birds, one stone.
Jello is edible!
Would be fun to lick clean the winner, and the losers! Lol
granny, it was the women who were wrestling. And I really, really like you, but I’m not licking you.
Oh, I want the men to wrestle! I don’t want to watch women or lick them either!
Well, I’m scared but I’m also a latin woman, so,I’ll take as it is . What’s your screen name, granny?
I don’t want to say here. But go to RM’s page and look for the penis size story on the right hand side of the page. I’m a witch flying on a broom
I should have known it.
I can’t find it
the jello would be sticky as it dried. Isn’t the mud slipperier too? Oh, and the mud treatment, as Diane pointed out:)
Can you imagine the look on RM’s face if he opened up the blog and the color scheme was changed to shades of mauve!
Yes I can and oh how I wish I could!
I wish you could too! Lmaoo
Great blog RM! I love contemporary romances too. I know that many people have most likely given you tons of recommendations on what to read, but I would like to recommend Robyn Carr’s Virgin River series. The first book is of course titled “Virgin River”. The series features ex-military heroes. Her characters have great depth and amazing stories that will keep you hooked. Each of her books in this series are equally awesome but my favorite one is Shelter Mountain. Just a suggestion. I guarantee you will not regret reading her books.
Diane, I’m posting here, because I don’t know how to reply to your post above, there is no reply after your post.
That is fascinating, because I’ve researching the interment camps but during and after WWII where Italian Americans were sent to. There is not a lot written about this, but I need information for one of my WIP’s. What I did find, was that a lot of the immigrants even changed their last name so they wouldn’t give away their heritage and didn’t allow their mother tongue to be spoken.
There aren’t a lot of people that want to even talk about this, but I did interview a couple who gave me some information and showed me pictures that their grandparents kept.
I was born here, but my parents having traveled Europe insisted we not only speak Italian, but we had to go to Saturday and Sunday School to learn how to write and read, and on top of that, they made us take other languages. I used to really be annoyed at this, when I was young, I wanted to play with my friends in the mornings. LOL However, I am grateful they pushed different languages on us, because it has helped me not only in school, but in my past career and when traveling.
Never too late to learn, Diane.
Oh for the love of pasta and gravy! I need to stop trying to multi-task, my above post has so many typo’s. Sorry.
Selena, FYI, if you want to reply to a post but there is no reply button . . go up to the last ‘reply’ and click that and it will put your response down below the post you’re replying to..kinda.. anyway, thats what I click on to comment when its at the end of all the other ‘replies’. make sense?